My Uncle is a Serial Killer… Maybe (Part 2)

In a previous post I merely scratched the surface of the strange, mysterious and violent world of serial killers.

Remember, it was in response to a recent Jay Mohr Sports moment when the crew began compiling a Serial Killer Hall of Fame list, or more appropriately, a Serial Killer Hall of Infamy list.

Surprisingly, the expression Serial Killer has somehow leaked onto a very odd channel on TV, the History Channel and has been used in a rather ridiculous way. There was and perhaps still is a series called “Serial Killer Earth”. When I saw that, I was horrified to find out that we are living on top of a gigantic oblique spheroid shaped Jeffrey Dahmer. My next immediate thought was, “Does that make the moon it’s refrigerator?” Obviously that’s not true because if it were true, it would’ve changed Neil Armstrong’s most famous line –

“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”

to

“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap….for …WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I STEPPING ON UP IN HERE ?!!!!” 

Please keep in mind that ONE way i cope with unimaginable horror is through humor. It’s a curse… and at times a blessing.

Here are some further thoughts on “Serial Killer Earth”.

-Etchant Man

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